Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A SOCIAL LIFE?
A: NOT MANY.
Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she's destined to play part-time shrink to a bunch of dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but with her powers out of control and everyone from the Mean Girl Next Door to her mom to the Cutest Boy in the World on her case, it's kinda hard to score a date.
(Let's just say Megan's love life could use some major resuscitation.)
She's convinced her sophomore year can't get any worse - until someone starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now she'll have to rise to the challenge of kicking Undead butt (while fighting a serious crush on Ethan, who truly may be THE cutest boy in the world).
Her life - and more importantly, the fate of the homecoming dance - depends on it.
Alert: YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME was previously published in 2009 as a full-length title. This heavily revised second edition is told in SERIAL format with CLIFFHANGER endings.
Q: WHAT'S MORE PATHETIC THAN HAVING A FAKE BOYFRIEND?
A: SECRETLY WISHING HE WAS A REAL ONE.
Pom squad tryouts are well underway, bloodthirsty zombies are still in too-abundant supply, someone has it in for Megan's homecoming date and The World's Most Perfect dress, and Megan is stuck with a tutor-babysitter-bodyguard who has decided the only way to protect her is to pretend to be her boyfriend.
And what's the only thing more pathetic than having a fake boyfriend?
(Secretly wishing he was a real one.)
Megan's crush on Ethan is reaching deadly proportions, but so are the zombie attacks in Carol, Arkansas. Are her skills ready to take on her biggest, scariest challenge yet?
Or will she falter in the face of a triple dose of Undead trouble?
Alert: Smells like Zombie Spirit was originally published as part of the full length novel You Are So Undead to Me in 2009. It has been extensively revised for re-publication in SERIAL format.
Q: WHAT'S WORSE THAN LOSING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND MINUTES AFTER YOUR FIRST REAL KISS?
A: NOTHING. BUT KILLER ZOMBIES COME CLOSE...
Megan has proved that she's a force to reckoned with and a powerful up-and-coming Settler, but the Elders still refuse to take her theories seriously. Not even when she catches her nemesis, Monica, practically red-handed summoning a black-magically raised corpse.
Instead, the Elders decide Monica needs protection and reassign Ethan, Megan's Ethan, to Monicster detail!
But soon Megan learns there are indeed worse things than losing your fake boyfriend moments after your first real kiss. There is being all alone in the dark when the person who's trying to kill you takes their efforts to the next level.
Alert: THE STALKING DEAD was previously published as part of the full-length novel YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME in 2009. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format with CLIFFHANGER endings.
Q: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A HORDE OF ZOMBIES TO EAT THE HOMECOMING COURT?
A: MEGAN HOPES NO ONE EVER FINDS OUT!
Megan has put her life on the line to keep a fellow Settler from committing acts of dark magical mayhem. But soon an unexpected twist transforms fr-enemies into allies and throws everything Megan thought was true into doubt.
Even if she survives the eclipse, she knows she'll never be the same after tonight. And survival isn't a given with a hundred ancient zombies clawing their way out of the ground.
Will Megan live to tell Ethan the way she really feels? Or will the lights go out--permanently--before her sixteenth birthday?
Alert: FRIDAY NIGHT BITES was previously published as part of the full-length novel YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME in 2009. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
Q: WHAT’S MORE TRAUMATIZING THAN GOING TO SECOND BASE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME?
A: BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MAKE-OUT BY A ZOMBIE WITH KILLER ISSUES.
It’s been three months since Megan thwarted a plan to ruin Homecoming and narrowly avoided getting killed by her best friend. She should be enjoying spending time with her incredibly yummy boyfriend, Ethan, and the thrill of being on the pom squad.
But between pom squad vs. cheerleader issues at school and strange, life-like Undead popping up at the most inconvenient times, Megan can’t shake the feeling that the threat to Carol isn’t a thing of the past.
Soon violent, Settler-resistant Undead prove that this isn’t happily ever after; it’s just the calm before another zombie storm. Can Megan handle the heat?
Alert: TWO’S COMPANY, ZOMBIES ARE A CROWD was previously published as part of the full-length novel UNDEAD MUCH? in 2010. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
Q: What happens when zombies stop being nice and start getting real?
A: People start dying…
Megan is in deeper than she’s ever been before. The loss of a fellow Settler breaks her heart and shakes her confidence just in time for her to be accused of a crime she didn’t commit.
Now she and Ethan are on a race against the clock to prove Megan’s innocence before her trial. Meanwhile, her parents are keeping potentially deadly secrets.
As the number of people she can trust dwindles, Megan turns to a new friend for support. But will Cliff prove to be an ally, or another source of zombie-related trouble?
Alert: EDGE OF GORY was previously published as part of the full-length novel UNDEAD MUCH? in 2010. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
Q: What’s worse than learning that your parents have been lying to you your entire life?
A: Killer zombies on ice.
As the truth behind Megan’s powers is finally revealed, her world is turned upside down. She’s not sure of anything anymore except that her heart is utterly and completely broken.
And when a heart is broken, sometimes even good girls do bad things…
As bloodthirsty zombies crash the sweetheart skate—turning a school fundraiser into the Ice Capades from Hell—Megan must resist the urge to fight darkness with darkness or risk losing everything that matters.
Alert: I WILL DISMEMBER YOU was previously published as part of the full-length novel UNDEAD MUCH? in 2010. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
Q: When’s the best time to warn The Powers That Be of an impending zombie apocalypse?
A: Before you’re kidnapped by killer cheerleaders!
The only thing scarier than a van full of cheerleaders is a van full of black magic working cheerleaders determined to bring about the end times.
Megan is about to be sacrificed to a freaky zombie in a dark rite and the only one who can save her is the boy she pushed away.
Can she summon the magical mojo to be her own Zombie Slayer in Shining Armor? Or will an evil blast from the past put an end to her before the Happily Ever After?
Alert: APOCALYPSE NOWISH was previously published as part of the full-length novel UNDEAD MUCH? in 2010. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
Q: What could be worse than spending Valentine's Day alone?
A: Spending it with evil zombies!!
Megan Berry is no stranger to heartbreak, but spending Valentine's Day serving other happy couples hot dogs while mourning the loss of her one true love is almost more than even a highly trained Zombie Settler can handle. So when her recently estranged boyfriend, Ethan, texts her asking her to be his Valentine, she ditches her bodyguard and rushes to his side.
But soon, Megan's dreams of chocolates, flowers, and lingering make-up kisses take a turn of the rotted-corpse-and-maggot variety, and Megan fears that her first Valentine's Day with Ethan may be her last.
This BOX SET contains the first four laugh-and-scream-out-loud romances in the Megan Berry Zombie Settler series!
Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN YOUR LOVE LIFE?
A: NOT MANY.
Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she’s part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but when you’re being trailed by a bunch of slobbering corpses it’s hard to score a date. Let’s just say Megan’s love life could use some major resuscitation.
Enter Ethan, quite possible the Cutest Boy in The World. The only problem? He’s her supernatural tutor and completely off limits.
Megan’s convinced her life can’t get any worse, until someone in school starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now it’s up to her to stop the Zombie apocalypse.
Will Megan live to convince Ethan the spark between them is too strong to be denied? Or will the lights go out—permanently—before her sixteenth birthday?
Attention: This book was previously published as YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME. It has been extensively rewritten before being compiled in this novella box set.